Ponisection
From Wikiponia
Ponisection is a noble and ancient art also known as What the hell are you doing?. It was created a long time ago by American Samurais who were trying to gain independence from booze and Nintendo Super Famicom. The very first ponisection happened on a Wednesday during a team meeting. It was not on the agenda thus was considered as rebellion. Many Bothans died trying to bring the Ancient Art of Ponisection to the non-civilised world. One of those Bothans was 22 years old and bought a scooter with money he stole from his mother but that part of the story is not interesting.
In order to ponisect, you need a pony, a cutting device and great courage. You don't need cheese or a ladder. Although it is possible to operate on live ponies, some dictatorial regimes forbid this kind of activities but ponisecting dead or pink plastic ponies is completely legal everywhere.
Ponisection step 1: Take Wikiponia's logo.
Figure numbered 1 as in "This is the first figure"
Ponisection step 2: Take a knife.
Ponisection step 3: Cut the pony...
Figure 3z
Congratulations! You have just performed your very first ponisection! You can now invite friends to eat the birthday cake you couldn't finish 6 months ago. Also, dial a random phone number and post it on Usenet if someone answers.
